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EST. 2026

THE TAPE

the ticker tape, modernised for crypto. no spin, no promises — just what happened, and what the chain shows.
Crypto runs on hype because hype is profitable and honesty usually isn't. Most accounts calling coins have a bag to justify. Most rugs get forgotten by the next pump. Nobody's keeping a straight record.

THE TAPE doesn't sell anything. It doesn't call trades. It watches what's actually being said, checks what's actually on-chain, and writes it down — cleared or rejected, mentioned or not, rugged or not. No spin either direction.
The builder may hold positions in coins covered here. Coverage doesn't change based on that — flaws get reported the same either way.
Tracker
Deep Dives
Roadmap
Tracker — free wire
what tracked accounts are actually saying, quoted directly. mention counts are raw, not curated.
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Deep Dives
separate from the tracker. published rarely — only when a project is worth the actual on-chain digging.
NO DEEP DIVES PUBLISHED YET.
Roadmap
what's live, what's being built, what's planned — updated honestly, not aspirationally.
LIVE Mention tracker — free tier, 1-2 accountsmanual daily pulls via Sorsa, hand-checked before publishing
LIVE Rug Logflagged as found, not a daily quota — wallet addresses and on-chain evidence only, no speculation on identity
BUILDING Deep Dives categoryon-chain project research, published irregularly, only when something's genuinely worth it
BUILDING Full tracked-account rosterexpanding beyond the first 1-2 accounts once the manual process proves worth automating
PLANNED Token launch — StonkFun, paired against xSOLlaunches once the free tool has real usage behind it, not on a fixed date
PLANNED Staking-gated tiersfree: 1 account, no deep dives. staked: full roster, live price feed, deep dives included
PLANNED Automated updatespoller replaces manual pulls, moving toward hourly — cadence depends on what Sorsa's limits actually support
PLANNED Buyback & burnrevenue-threshold-triggered, not calendar-based — only once there's real revenue to work with
THE TAPE reports mentions, quotes, and on-chain findings exactly as observed at time of publication. It does not verify off-chain claims, endorse tokens, or offer financial advice. Deep Dive verdicts reflect on-chain data only and can change if a project's contract or holder structure changes after publication. Not a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold anything shown here.